This morning my SIM was activated and BT wished me all the best but sadly identified me as Evelyn and not George, yes, it had all gone far too easy. After 45 minutes on the Chat Line with Ayesha she said her system was down but I could do it online! With over an hour now lost I think I have now changed my name from Evelyn to George, but I am not holding my breath. I had triple checked all the numbers I had entered and written them down so no, it is not me, but once again the faceless incompetence of modern big business.
Now, the battle report, Rob was back from holiday and agreed to put on a Black Powder colonial game, we had six players and newbie Mike was getting another lesson in wargaming fun. We had an Egyptian garrison held up in a small village being attacked by two large forces of Mahdists, two Imperial brigades were coming to the rescue but there was another bunch of Johnny Foreigners around somewhere. I led my lads on to the field of battle with the intention of quickly knocking out some of the enemy ensconced in a small fort which would have threatened my flank, and then march smartly on the village. Mike on the opposite side of the table would also move as quickly as possible to the front.
The village. |
The Fort. |
My reluctant brigade. |
So much for Plan A, my boys were not as keen as I was to move forward and failed most of their command throws, I did manage to assault the little fort with the Derbyshire's but was crestfallen when they were beaten back from the walls by guys wearing long T-shirts and a rifle between every ten men. Mike was also having problems getting any enthusiasm from his men, he was also beset by Mahdist camelry and cavalry but he managed to beat these brave but ultimately desperate attacks.
The Mahdist attack begins. |
The Egyptians meanwhile, despite a lack of ammunition, were fighting like Trojans in their make shift fortress, no one expected these troops to hold out and it was up to the British to save the day, but with the reluctance of both Imperial brigades that was not going to happen and the locals were on their own. Time and again the Mahdists hurled themselves into the village but despite everything the brave Egyptians held out, we were all quite frankly amazed. I did manage at last to get my boys to pull their socks up, split my square and send the Blue Jackets and some mounted infantry towards the village but it was too little too late, the honours went to the Egyptians. These troops have now held out in two games and are gaining a reputation far better than their historical counterparts.
I am too late. |
Right, I better get on, I have maps to draw and have lost a complete morning almost.
it is called devolution, almost anyone on the end of a phone is a chimp.
ReplyDeletenice game.
I like that, devolution :)
ReplyDeletePhones can't live with, sadly getting that you can't live without them.
ReplyDeleteBring back pigeons 😃
Great bat rep.
Cheers, Ross
Very true, ta.
DeleteNow far be it from me to rant about BT...
ReplyDeleteBut when they sold me an internet upgrade, and said it would be cheaper use wifi, I knew there had to be a catch, but stupidly went along with it.
What they didn't tell me was that they would try to screw me on charging for extra usage allowance. Several angry phone-calls later and I managed to resolve the petty scam. *sigh*
There is an increasingly thin line between business practice and licensed thievery - magnified by the millenial superiority of the sales team who apparently can 'sort this fing out fo me', whilst simultaneously trying to sell me a ***king mobile phone contract which I've told them eighteen times that I don't want.
I suppose it could be worse; I could be paying for a TV licence when I don't watch BBC and don't watch live TV...wait...
...and relax...
The really dangerous crooks do not come in the back window but wear nice suits, shirt and tie and a welcoming smile.
DeleteWith you 100% on the TV licence scam.......and relax......
I think I will stick with PAYG🙂 Very apt game given the current weather, I always feel very intimidated when fighting the Mahdist hordes even with firepower on tap.
ReplyDeleteI see these people on their phones all day but I hardly ever have the need to pick mine up, despite trying.
DeleteAfter the weekend I am 'glowing' here in the PO, should know better at my age.
George,
ReplyDeleteEE are just as bungling (or perhaps 'dodgy') - endless bother. I am impressed with Tesco mobile though. Did exactly as promised and no hassles. A couple of subsequent queries promptly dealt with too. Shows it can be done.
Really enjoyed that little bat rep :o)
Cheerio
Matt
Thanks Matt.
DeleteThey are all crooks, the staff are all spotty adolescents, what did you expect?
ReplyDeleteNice game report, bravo the Egyptians.
No argument there David. Have been waiting for your Claymore report, I suspect it was a no go this year?
DeleteIt is on the blog now.
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